So I slipped into my fantasy world, as I usually do, to summarize different scenarios with different outcomes based on my intuition. I concluded that because I wasn't one hundred percent sure if the ketchup was organic or not, I wasn't going to interject. I had this gut feeling the woman would respond by contorting her face in disgust. And in a condescending tone utter "That's not organic!" out of her paper-thin lips. To which I would respond, "Ok, Karen! I get it, sorry for opening my mouth. Do you want me to get the manager?" Then roll my eyes and walk away. She definitely had “can I speak to the manager” vibes fuming out of her.
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Art Exhibit Update!
… "Under the Influence," an exploration of emotions and external factors I have used to create art in the past. There have been many instances where something has willed me to paint and create fueling my hands to whisk across a fresh canvas. Sometimes as a reaction to a situation, a mood, or a song that I had on repeat.”
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It's Been a While...
“…My besties Patrick, Steve, and sister Morena drunkenly decided one day we were collectively self-centered enough to think that people “Would like totally listen to us! Right?! No, but like for real?!! Wouldn’t they?! Yasssss Queen! Yaaaasss!” The verbiage may or may not be ACCURATE AF...Allegedly. …”
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MEET ME! Reflect Art Exhibit
After ten years of active duty service in the Navy, I am ending my military career to pursue the very thing that wakes me up every morning, the desire to create. My art is a creative force full of contrasting themes, colors and materials that through my unconventional processes come together producing a final product that transcends the sole emotion that willed me to create it. Ultimately I hope to build a bridge between my ability to create beautiful art and my background in patient care to help others heal from the traumatic events that they have endured.
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30
…as if turning thirty means life hands you a Wednesday afternoon bingo pass and a walker with two brand new tennis balls! And your excitement for the day is which flavor of Ensure you're going to pick that day (Strawberry...It's Pink...Duh!) …
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SP/LIT by Rene Vincit Art Exhibition at Arches
…“I think when you experience so much trauma in your life, your brain is forced to create split personalities to deal with everyday life, otherwise reality as we know it just becomes white noise and all your left with is …”
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Abbot Kinney Blvd
...Whether you are in the mood for lunch, dinner, or just want to stop and have a drink. The Venice Whaler has got you covered. I'm a Gin & Burger kind of gay, so I ordered the Whaler Burger (voted top ten in LA) and downed it with a couple Californiacation's....
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Spitters are Quitters!
....We all know them and we all have learned to water down that fifth drink because no one wants to deal with Bert and Ernie titty slapping each other at the end of the night.....
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The Struggle...
.....Well what happens when alcohol doesn't do it anymore? I went from running marathons, to running to the liquor store, to running drugs through my veins, to running out of reasons why I shouldn't love myself.
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Hey White Boy!
Disclaimer: I promise this post will involve D.C. Fashion Week, but first I need to get this sweat off my breast... I mean my chest. Nope. I mean breast.
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INSTAGRAM GIVEAWAY
"GIZA"
Is my latest painting and I am giving it away for FREE on INSTAGRAM!
To win FOLLOW me on INSTAGRAM and check out the video I made where you can see my process and how this painting was created.
THEN TAG 3 FRIENDS IN THE COMMENT SECTION
On Friday 29 September 2017 I will randomly select and announce the winner!
FOLLOW. TAG. WIN.
GOOD LUCK!
Reality Check
....Have you ever stood in front of a register after a small shopping spree only to ask yourself "WTF did I just do"?....
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Pre-Gaming 4 DCFW
.....what queen doesn’t want to flaunt her peacock feathers, and roll out of the house like you just casually threw something on. Though when it comes down to it, any outfit is 40% originality, 60% Confidence, and 100%....
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First Pour....Last Love?
....My heart now lies with the dreams my soul conceived when I first put a crayon to paper. Unfortunately, the ambition and dedication it takes to become someone and fill the shoes you were meant to fill is not conducive
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Walter....
When out of absolutely nowhere this big ole' latin queen with bleached hair pressed through the bodies. Literally out of the darkness like an elephant in Jumanji, she got up right in Jason's face! and in the most valley girl voice... the bitch proceeds...
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To P-town ...with love!
...All I knew up to this point was that it was a gay town and it had some pretty epic parties. Which we later found out as we arrived that we had just missed (Bear Week) riding into "Splash" which was lesbian week......YAAAAWWWN Lol jk! I love my croc wearing LGBT sisters. In my opinion....
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Paris Fashion Week: Jeronique!
"...in Paris it seems more appropriate to ditch a few inches. I also want to make bolder color choices the colors were bright and I'd definitely love to rock that 'bold color' trend this spring."
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#DCFW Round 2
and GLITTER! Her designs held no boundaries, but as chaotic as it may sound she was able to tame each look to a well tailored outfit that left me wanting a sex change just to wear every outfit…EVERY OUTFIT!
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Fuck 27...Where you at 30?
"You know? Like a happy sock! Congratulations in that instance you are the equivalent of a masturbatory accessory. "
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The Swipeless Year
.....Those pretty deals full of excitement, love, and comfort no longer filled my emotional tub of ice cream.... now I just binge eat mint Oreo's, don't hate, I don't get fat lol
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